True or False Stories
Before i begin , i have to stress that i am a terrible liar.
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“I had an awful time!!” my brother lamented
“First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just when I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy!” my brother whined in frustration.
“Wow!” I said in sympathy.
“How did you pull through?” I asked
“I don’t know?” my brother said as he shrugged his shoulders
“It was the toughest spelling test I’ve ever had! “He yelled as he stormed off to his room.
It was then I realized that it was the science camp that my brother had enrolled in the holidays, is driving him to the nearby friendly neuropsychological rehabilitation centre.
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In my old junior college, where I attended for less than 2 months, students attended classes in large lecture theatres that have elevated seating. In one class, an old professor was having difficulty controlling some boys sitting at the back who were making a racket. As usual the girls were quietly seated in the front few rows.
After a particularly loud noise, the professor yelled angrily, “the pants at the back come down and the skirts in the front go up!”
Then silence filled the air of the lecture theatre, before everyone broke up in to ruckus laughters.
letmetellyouastory replied:
2nd story is true! haha.
November 28, 2006 at 1:19 am. Permalink.
Caleb replied:
I think no. 2 is true.
November 28, 2006 at 3:31 am. Permalink.
gdine replied:
Story 1 is true becauseeeee you were working & didnt go for 3 months !
November 28, 2006 at 3:49 am. Permalink.
bobdagreat replied:
i was gg to say story 1 till i saw gdine’s post…
November 28, 2006 at 5:47 am. Permalink.
misterryan replied:
Gah…I suspect the second is still true. I bet Geraldine pointed out a lie, but is wasn’t an intentional lie on Rebecca’s part, unlike Qing Hong’s standing ovation–the big fat liar.
Doesn’t the first one read like something in the jokebook? The dialogue is just too well-organized.
November 28, 2006 at 6:03 am. Permalink.
derelictz replied:
i too think that the 2nd is true. the 1st one seems too impossible, and knowing that rebecca’s brother is still in primary school, it just seems impossible.
the second story is possible because it is only hinged on what the lecturer said. it was clearly more of a joke than a lie. it is therefore true, because it doesn’t seem like a lie!
November 28, 2006 at 6:35 am. Permalink.
Sin replied:
2nd story true. i know, my lecturer did the same thing once.
November 28, 2006 at 6:44 am. Permalink.
dengli replied:
number two is true
November 28, 2006 at 8:13 am. Permalink.
Atiqah replied:
TWO is true.
November 28, 2006 at 3:21 pm. Permalink.
Vani replied:
second story is true!
November 29, 2006 at 9:46 am. Permalink.
snake9 replied:
Number one is true…im a doctor…i know these things
December 2, 2006 at 4:01 am. Permalink.